Having faith isn’t hard. You have faith in your car that it will get you where you need to go. Why would you not have faith in God from whom all blessings flow?
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
| I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot. |
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |