| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| Great legacies are not achieved by what you did or how you got there. The greatest legacies are carved out in the very essence of who you are. |
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |