| It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker. The Lick Life way of saying its all good in the Lizard hood. |
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.