| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others always the man.