TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Favorite Verses

When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset.

Dirt Word

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.

Ronism

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman.

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.