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Big Lizard Wisdom

The only true way to judge and value your future is to use the past as the Mark and the measuring cup.

Favorite Verses

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Dirt Word

When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad.  When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse.  Many times the worst hits are never punched.

Ronism

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Ronosophy

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.