TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker.  The Lick Life way of saying its all good in the Lizard hood.

Favorite Verses

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Dirt Word

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronism

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?

Ronosophy

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.