God’s got your back, even when the world is chewing at it!
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood
| I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.” |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |