TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Favorite Verses

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Dirt Word

1 is a powerful number.  One word can start a war, one friend can make a difference, one punch can take a life and one Savior can change the world

Ronism

If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you.

Ronosophy

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.