TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.

Favorite Verses

There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband.

Dirt Word

Really some of yall seem as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, These are quirky little sayings-jokes, Not science questions lighten up.

Ronism

When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win big games, so push through.

Ronosophy

Is a pigs rump made of pork?