| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
| What we do today doesn’t really take seed for several weeks. We look for instant gratification aimlessly your laying foundations not foundering. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face