If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
Anyone can tell you what path to take and how to get there but only a select few can show you how to walk it
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
Two can live for the price of one if one doesn’t eat.