If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
| Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts. |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |