If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
There’s 2 ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone’s going to hire you to build their’s.
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
| I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories. |
| When you’re having trouble looking in the mirror in the mornings, It’s usually because your life is broken, not the glass. Only you can change the reflection. |