TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Favorite Verses

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Dirt Word

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronism

Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you.

Ronosophy

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen