TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.

Favorite Verses

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Dirt Word

An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry

Ronism

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Ronosophy

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?