What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?
| You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy. She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak. |
| Stop looking at God and crying “God, look how big my problem is”, rather look at your problem, then laugh and say “Problem, look how big my God is”. |
The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |