| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live you life in such a way when you die your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Don’t be scared the government is having problems, the greatest results come from the other side of the greatest trials and problems
I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.