| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate
| When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood. Be a victor not a victim. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?