TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like parked cars”.

Favorite Verses

In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon.

Dirt Word

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Ronism

You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live

Ronosophy

Hope is wishing something will happen. Faith is believing it will happen