TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.

Favorite Verses

You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle.

Dirt Word

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Ronism

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.

Ronosophy

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.