| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
| No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is. |
People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths not my weaknesses.
| Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius. |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |