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Big Lizard Wisdom

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Favorite Verses

Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity

Dirt Word

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

Ronism

If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.

Ronosophy

Look I know I have a lot of faults but being wrong aint one of them.