TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Favorite Verses

Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted.

Dirt Word

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Ronism

One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.

Ronosophy

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.