TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Favorite Verses

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Dirt Word

Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate

Ronism

When you stir up the waters of life you’re going to find your swimming with sharks and they smell fear long before they smell blood.  Be a victor not a victim.

Ronosophy

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?