TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Favorite Verses

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Dirt Word

Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.

Ronism

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Ronosophy

There’s two people in a relationship ones always right , the others  always the man.