You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
If you can’t be everything to everybody just be something to someone.
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them. |
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand