| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted. |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.