| If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt. |
| In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs. |
If I was your dad I would have spent the first year of your life trying to hunt down and kill the stork.
Running from your problems is a race you will always loose. Those that drink to drown their problems gotta learn problems can swim
| What people see about you doesn’t matter. If your front yard is pristine but your back yard is overgrown and trashed eventually they will find out. |