| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset. |
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |