| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
| What’s a true friend? I think it’s one who sees the success in your failures, the light in your darkness, the hope in your desperation. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute