Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| You should avoid people who have champagne taste with flat beer pocketbooks, or ones who are all hat and no cattle. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
Failing doing something you love will bring more happiness than succeeding doing something you hate.
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |