TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.

Favorite Verses

Our prayers need not be eloquent or impressive. What God treasures most is the honest longings from the depths of our heart.

Dirt Word

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Ronism

Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded.

Ronosophy

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.