What do u reckon chickens think we taste like?
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs. It makes them the animal. |
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin