| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions
| You can run away from troubles but by doing so you can easily be running head first into turmoil. |
| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
| Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts. |