TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Favorite Verses

If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.

Dirt Word

That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is.

Ronism

You can count me out, you can count me in.  Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me.

Ronosophy

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.