| I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes. |
If I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I’d go punish my dog.
| That awkward moment when you bark back at a dog to show him who the real boss is. |
| You can count me out, you can count me in. Heck, you can count me done if you want but bottom line is your can count on me. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.