| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
| If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof? |
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers
When the world becomes quiet the silence in my mind hits it’s loudest settings