| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.