TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3
Remember when you feel like you can’t handle the pressure of like anymore that diamonds are made from just such pressure
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?