TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
Don’t prejudge me, try & understand me. Don’t look at what I did. Watch and see what I will do. Don’t see who I am, but see who I will become in life.
If you get to thinking you are someone of high importance or class then go and try to boss your neighbors dog around… redneck reality check.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath