TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.

Favorite Verses

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses

Dirt Word

What we do today doesn’t really take seed for several weeks.  We look for instant gratification aimlessly your laying foundations not foundering.

Ronism

You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there.  Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Ronosophy

At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face