TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Favorite Verses

No matter how strong you are, you cannot fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times, and you can’t lick your elbow no matter how long your tongue is.

Dirt Word

People always say I’m weak, I’m scared, and I’m an wimp. What they fail to realize is I am simply allowing them to see my strentgths  not my weaknesses.

Ronism

Sometime you only get one shot at something so use a hand grenade because it has a much better blast radius.

Ronosophy

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.