The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
An itch of action a foot of dedication and a yard of perseverance is worth more than a mile of worry
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |