TRUCKFEST SOUTHEAST GETS LICKED SEPTEMBER 12TH & 13TH, 2015 folder 3

Big Lizard Wisdom

How you treat those who can do nothing for you speaks volumes about your true character, for it’s easy to help those who can help us

Favorite Verses

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

 

Dirt Word

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronism

What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Ronosophy

When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love