| When it comes to the people you love most in life, remember you have to let them leave and you have to let them live but you never have to let them go. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
| A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm take to that point of view? |
| If you are busy patching holes, fixing breaks, and doing general maintenance on your live, you are no longer living. Don’t repair rather revive yourself. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |