A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
We’re here because of the path those before us have blazed. Be thankful today for each breath you take, but more over each breath that was given. |
Worry is the most horrific of diseases so many folks are sick due to nothing more than anxiety and fear of the unknown. What good does it do? |
You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |