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Big Lizard Wisdom

Remember we’re all walking down the same road.  Some of us are just on pavement while others are walking on dirt.

Favorite Verses

Faith is not believing in something you can’t see, it’s serving and living for something you can’t prove, because you are the proof others see.

Dirt Word

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Ronism

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Ronosophy

I can squeeze a quarter so tight i can make George Washington say uncle.