In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |