Virginia State Fair – Doswell VA
| When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour. |
| Make sure you like the taste of your words before they leave your mouth in the event that you might have to eat them later. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.