Virginia State Fair – Doswell VA

Big Lizard Wisdom

Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here.

Favorite Verses

When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.

Dirt Word

When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination.

Ronism

When the clouds of life abound, why is it one person sees the rainbow while the one beside them sees only the rain? What do you see?

Ronosophy

The man that said the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never been stabbed with one.