| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
What would the Aflac duck do for additional insurance if he was injured moonlighting for Geico trying to save 15% in 15 minutes
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |