| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |
Why doesn’t glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
| Don’t think what can I do different this year, rather think how can I make a difference. Don’t make a resolution, be a solution. |
When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |