The real secret to life is learning how to keep your goats away from the trolls and the trolls away from your bridges.
| When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |
Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don’t lie you know you do it.