| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| Being on the right track doesn’t mean you’re a success. If you don’t keep moving forward towards the goal, you will get run over by the train behind you. |
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
| When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is. |