| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
The reason we work so well at the Lick is cause our team is tighter than a frogs tail and that’s water tight.
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |