WNY Sport and Travel Expo
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| We hurt those that love us, and those that love us hurt us, but being a family means overcoming the pain, to find the joy that’s unconditional love. |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.