| Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted. |
| You can step up, you can step down. You can step left or right. You can step forward or backward but if you come to the Lick you better come stepping. |
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| If you’re gonna swim in the deep waters of life, make sure you’re not skinny dipping with piranhas or you might wind up with the short end of the stick. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either