| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
| If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine. |
Now don’t that just leave you all up in mustard trying to ketchup.
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
| If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment. |