| The early bird gets the worm but the fat happy worm sleeps late. So today will you be the bird or the worm? |
My daughter told me she changing the passwords to her email and twitter so I couldn’t get in. I said ok and I am changing the locks to the front door
| Never think you are so rich that you can afford to lose a friend. You should stay latched on to friends like a long nose mosquito at a blood bank. |
If someone can’t hear joy in your silence they will never be able to comprehend the truth in the words you use
One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.