If you wanna see true happiness and true love stop looking into the eyes of those you care about and start looking into the same direction they are
| I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. |
| The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back. |
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain