If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Never look down at anybody unless it’s to help them up because even a dog knows the difference in being tripped over or kicked. |
| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |
| Next time you complain of no shoes, forget the man with no feet. Think of the man with no legs, then come back and tell me how bad your problem is. |