WNY Sport and Travel Expo
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
You cannot make a horse stronger by taking the saddle off.
| You can drink to drown your problems but one day you shall realize that problems have learned how to swim. |
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle