WNY Sport and Travel Expo
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
The greatest waste of time is living through someone else’s eyes
| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell