WNY Sport and Travel Expo
| Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal. |
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |
If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
Genius is spawned by madness and madness it derived from the over-analyzation of simplicity