| When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will learn to appreciate their power. |
| Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up. |
Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.