| When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement. |
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
Faith only becomes real when you look down and it’s all that you are holding on to.
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |