| What we do today doesn’t really take seed for several weeks. We look for instant gratification aimlessly your laying foundations not foundering. |
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
A person is not defined by what they accomplish rather by what they were willing to try and accomplish on the heels of a failure.
| After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works. |
| The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth. So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit. |