| If you choose to ride ahead of the herd, make sure you look back often to see if it’s still there, because sometimes leading is about learning. |
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.