Why is bra singular and panties plural?
No moment has value until it becomes a memory. No memory has value until its the moment you remember
I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
| Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight, so never corner anything meaner than you, or you’ll end up looking like a dead pig in the sunshine. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |