| When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones. |
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |