| The longest sentence in the world is “I do.” |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |
| We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse. Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough. |
It’s all chicken but the bill and that’s his pecker
The ones who always dream of glory and fame are always watching the ones who woke to achieve it