WNY Sport and Travel Expo
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
Most dogs can learn and carry out 35 to 40 commands. Ladies don’t you wish you could get you men to be as trained as your dogs.
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
The obvious it only the hidden that we choose to expose to others in doing so we allow them to think they see what we are when they truly can’t see us.