Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island
| Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends. |
| There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids. |
The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost
Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?