Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down
| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are