I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.
| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |
| If you’re gonna grab something by the tail, get a good grip cause one slip in the wrong direction and you could be arm deep in a lot of crap. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day