World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different.

Favorite Verses

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.

Dirt Word

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Ronism

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Ronosophy

“Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.” Romans 8:1