One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |
| Only thing I have ever seen achieve success by sitting is a hen. So unless you can lay eggs you should be striving to achieve by doing, not waiting. |