World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of the road.  All I’ve ever seen there is dead and stinks.

Favorite Verses

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Dirt Word

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again.

Ronism

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Ronosophy

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.