World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Favorite Verses

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Dirt Word

A rose withers, a mountain crumbles, a tree dies, a river dries up, everything ceases eventually.  Life stops but not because of you, rather for you.

Ronism

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right

Ronosophy

Don’t prejudge me, try & understand me. Don’t look at what I did.  Watch and see what I will do.  Don’t see who I am, but see who I will become in life.