World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Dirt Word

In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets.

Ronism

Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it.

Ronosophy

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart.