World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it. Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered
Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
| A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy folks are as useful as chicken crap on a doorknob. |
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath