| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do. |
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| Call me Butter, cause I’m on a roll. |
| “Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.” Philippians 4:6 |