| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.
If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose
God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand