World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Favorite Verses

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.

Dirt Word

He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day

Ronism

Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.

Ronosophy

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.