| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner. |
He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
Even a dog know the difference in being stepped on or kicked.
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |