World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL
| I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue with a redheaded woman. |
One hundred percent of all divorces start with marriage.
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
| We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it. |
When playing chess just remember, just like life when the game comes to an end, the king and the pawn both return to the box togeather