World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

If life was fair the horse would get to ride somtimes

Favorite Verses

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Dirt Word

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Ronism

You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell

Ronosophy

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know.