Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
| I’ll remember the things I’ve done for awhile, but I’ll remember the folks I did them with until I die. Scars are tattoos with better stories. |
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
| When you’re hit by a stranger it makes you mad. When you are hit by a loved one, not that hurts worse. Many times the worst hits are never punched. |