| You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off. |
| Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke. It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity. |
If you don’t think great things come from tiny beginnings then you’ve never compared a Oak tree to a acorn.
| Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends. |
So many folks view rainbows but the bad part is they are usually looking out a window and have missed the beauty of the storm that created it