| I’m no different than you. First thing I do when I get up in the morning is take a leak. To remember you can make a difference by not being different. |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.
| “Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.” Romans 8:1 |