World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Favorite Verses

In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.

Dirt Word

Moon Rising, the end of the day or the beginning of the night? Different views, same scenery.  Moonlight is reflected sunlight.  What’s your reflection?

Ronism

Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God

Ronosophy

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.