| Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing. |
| Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon. |
| Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt. |
| All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence, throw rocks. |
| If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked. Bites happen. |