World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL
| A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on. |
| You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley. |
| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
| Don’t stop to smell the flowers of others, rather pull them from the ground and plant them in your garden. Control the beauty, don’t just admire it. |
| You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat, so make sure when you’re picking, be smart. |