World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it.  Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered

Favorite Verses

I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.

Dirt Word

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.

Ronism

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Ronosophy

And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?