World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re gonna cry over spilt milk, go out and buy your own cow. Do the work yourself and deal with the bull then you have the right to whine.

Favorite Verses

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.

Dirt Word

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.

Ronism

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Ronosophy

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt