World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.

Favorite Verses

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either.

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Ronism

Remember everyone in your life will be one of two things, a blessing or a lesson, either way they will serve a purpose

Ronosophy

If a turtle looses his shell is he then homeless or naked.