World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener.  That’s why life is grand and divorce is a few hundred grand

Favorite Verses

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Dirt Word

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Ronism

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered toast to a cat’s back and toss them off a roof?

Ronosophy

Today you can choose to pursue happiness or you can stop and create it. Your journey you call