World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?

Favorite Verses

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Dirt Word

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Ronism

When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word.

Ronosophy

Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag.