World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL
| I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead. |
| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
| If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself. Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter. |
| It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it. |
| We hurt those that love us, and those that love us hurt us, but being a family means overcoming the pain, to find the joy that’s unconditional love. |