World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

Favorite Verses

True ignorance is one who argue with a skunk, a mule, or a mother.

Dirt Word

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Ronism

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Ronosophy

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.