World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn’t filled with sponges.

Favorite Verses

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Dirt Word

Anybody can be a dad, but it takes a man to be a real father. Shoulders that can hold the weight of the world, yet hands tender enough to mend hearts.

Ronism

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Ronosophy

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse.  If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough.  He wasn’t.