If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you. |
Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay. |
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.