World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

Favorite Verses

Moths are just butterfly zombies waiting to recocoon.

Dirt Word

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.

Ronism

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

Ronosophy

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.