| “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33 |
| When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter. |
| I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t. |
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
| You can look at life through many eyes and glasses and see it from many points of view. But remember those that can’t see at all and help them first. |