World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
A bad day doesn’t mean you have a bad life, no more than being born in a oven means your a biscuit.
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt with a wagon wheel… there isn’t any end to that either. |