World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Favorite Verses

When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore.

Dirt Word

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Ronism

My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.

Ronosophy

If you keep hitting obstacle it means your going the right way cause the road to success is always under construction and full of potholes.