World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

So many people see the crowd and follow suit thinking there goes all my people and they have no choice but to follow them cause they are the leader.

Favorite Verses

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Dirt Word

When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree.

Ronism

I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest.

Ronosophy

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.