World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Some folks are as confused as an Amish electrician at a power plant or as lost as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee

Favorite Verses

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Dirt Word

I’ve seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.

Ronism

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Ronosophy

You can look at life through many eyes and glasses and see it from many points of view.  But remember those that can’t see at all and help them first.