World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

We all have a breaking point, we all hit walls. We all wanna throw in the towel, but the snail made it to the ark with perseverance. You can make it.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Dirt Word

“Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination.

Ronism

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.

Ronosophy

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.