| The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in. |
| It’s a dog eat dog world so don’t wear milk bone underwear. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
| Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye. |
| If you want a friend, be a friend. You want a soul mate, be honest and faithful. You want someone to fight for you, stand in front of them and take their blows. |