World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Favorite Verses

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.

Dirt Word

You say potato and I saw pototo but you know we are both talking french fries

Ronism

Hatred is the strongest and deadliest disease.  Not only does it eat away at your heart and life, it allows you to destroy the life of those you hate.

Ronosophy

I tried reading 50 Shade of Grey to see how to treat women but it was just too black and white.