| If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty. So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait. |
| Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop. |
| When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit. Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life. |
I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen