The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens. Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load
| We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together. |
| God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife’s new best friend cause if you can smell what’s cooking at the house, Amy burned dinner again. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath