World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.

Favorite Verses

We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience.

Dirt Word

If you want to impress me, don’t talk about yourself.  Rather talk about the people that made you who you are. You were molded. Teach me about the potter.

Ronism

It’s darkest before the dawn so if you’re going to roll your neighbor’s house that’s the time to do it.

Ronosophy

We hurt those that love us, and those that love us hurt us, but being a family means overcoming the pain, to find the joy that’s unconditional love.