Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles
It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them
| Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs. |
| It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it. |
God is always there in the midst of chaos.