| The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead and stinks. Take a stand, choose a side or become a casualty of uncertainty. |
| The garden of life is filled with snakes. When reaching for a rose you might be bit. Now you can choose to head for help or chase the snake. Choose wisely. |
| Be careful what you speak today–to get the truth around the world you must hire a herd of bulls and drag it a foot at a time–but a lie will fly like an eagle and is carried around the world with nothing but breath so speak kindly today to someone you don’t care for and smile at the ones who are against you by doing so. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork?
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.