| Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the best you can do and just let the rough end drag. |
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
Moments are not validated until they become a memory. Memories are made only in the moment
If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.