World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.

Favorite Verses

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.

Dirt Word

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Ronism

“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you.” Jeremiah 29:11-12

Ronosophy

They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses