| We’re so tough that death once had a near Lizard Lick experience. |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
| Everybody talks a big game. Remember, even a cat will blink when you hit it over the head with a sledgehammer. If you’re going to step up, wear your boots. |
Never let the things that you can’t change become the things that change you or you will spend more time looking back than you will moving forward
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |