World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.

Favorite Verses

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally.  You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

Dirt Word

Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is

Ronism

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own.

Ronosophy

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.