World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island

Favorite Verses

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Dirt Word

There’s a difference in watching a kid grow and raising a kid. If you don’t know the difference, you shouldn’t have kids.

Ronism

The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost

Ronosophy

Why do they put flotation devices under the seats of planes and not parachutes?