Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.
| Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here. |
| Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. You can’t fix ignorance. |
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |