World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |
The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty
Some folks actions make about as much sense to me as doing an oil change on a totally wrecked car.
| In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |