World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you can lead a horse to water but can’t make him drink, he probably ain’t thirsty.  So don’t force yourself on others rather be the trough and wait.

Favorite Verses

Do you let your thoughts dictate your actions or your actions dictate the way you think? Either way, you must control a bull when he’s in a China shop.

Dirt Word

When life gets tough just hang in there like a hair in a biscuit.  Do the best you can do and let the rough end drag. That’s the Lick Life.

Ronism

I wonder when Adam was naming all the animals why he didn’t name one “Whats That”?

Ronosophy

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen