World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL
Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle
My useless but true thoughts , hummingbirds can’t walk, elephants can’t jump, kangaroos can’ t jump backwards, and bees kill more folks than snakes.
Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.