World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you.

Favorite Verses

Guys, when you’re scared to death, look to the one that gave life, then look to the one he put by your side. It cost us a rib, a small price to pay.

Dirt Word

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Ronism

If you choose to always ride ahead of the heard make sure you look back often to see if they are still there.

Ronosophy

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.