| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leave your family jewels unprotected.
To truly be protected you need to arm yourself with a vision
| If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens? |
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.