World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain

Favorite Verses

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Dirt Word

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance using an inflatable dartboard.

Ronism

Have you ever smiled and looked at someone as they said goodnight knowing in your heart they were really saying goodbye.

Ronosophy

I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.