World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Favorite Verses

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.

Dirt Word

If you think nobody cares trying missing a car payment.

Ronism

Just thinking, if we have a modern list of the ten commandments, “thou shalt not wear your pants past your butt” in public should be included.

Ronosophy

Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks.  Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it?