World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Favorite Verses

It’s rained so much the fish are looking for dry land and I think I just saw a bunch of dogs lining up in pairs, might be time to follow them

Dirt Word

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.

Ronism

It’s always darkest before the dawn so if you’re gonna steal your neighbors paper, that’s the time to do it.

Ronosophy

God is always there in the midst of chaos.