In life I’ve learned that feasting on anything – never let it consume you, consume it. Because pigs are fat but hogs are slaughtered
I just met a guy that would be vastly improved upon by death.
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.
Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.
And seriously why didn’t Noah squash those two mosquitoes?