World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal

Favorite Verses

When the ones you love put up walls remember sometimes it is not to keep you out but to see if you love them enough to break it down

Dirt Word

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s easier to get on that train than to get off.

Ronism

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

Ronosophy

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are and your reputation is what people think you are