World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.

Favorite Verses

The 2nd thing I learned today: No matter how big and tough you are, when a little girl asks you to play with dolls, grabbing a GI Joe doesn’t count, so you give in.

Dirt Word

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronism

Why is it, people who create the most storms in their own life always get mad when it begins to rain

Ronosophy

The mosquito that bit him last night is hungover this morning.