| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the left lane of a interstate. |
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |
Have you ever had to look into someones eyes and smile and say see you later when really with a tear stained heart you were saying goodbye forever.