| Bobby Brantley is so bad that he once threw a grenade and it killed 54 rebels. Then 10 seconds later the grenade exploded. |
Everyone of us are ignorant, it’s just we specialize our ignorance on different subjects.
Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking
| “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1 |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen