Finding a soul mate and true love is like seeing a ghost everyone talks about it but few every actually do it
| When you grow up you realize the real world doesn’t care what you did or who you were in high school anymore. |
Is a pigs rump made of pork. Do cats have climbing gear. Does Elmo have red balls. Does Shirley got a temple. Do rattlesnakes kiss gently
It doesn’t take perspiration to fuel inspiration but it does take dedication to bring to fruition that which you wish to inspire others an you with.
When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.