World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

Even though you current life is the product of your past, you never have to be impressed by it.

Favorite Verses

Being on TV doesn’t make us famous anymore than being born in the mud makes us pigs. God put us here, fans keep us here.

Dirt Word

Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks.  You can’t fix ignorance.

Ronism

You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on.

Ronosophy

All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.