When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek. |
Stop telling God to look how big your problems are, rather start telling your problems to look how big your God is
| The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth, so don’t dig your own. |
If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.