World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
Don’t prejudge me, try & understand me. Don’t look at what I did. Watch and see what I will do. Don’t see who I am, but see who I will become in life.
| A best friend sees through your faults , finds hope in your hopelessness, stirs desire in a dead soul. |
I think the only reason my mother in law wasn’t with Noah on the ark, is they couldn’t find another monster I mean animal that looked like her.