World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL
Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
| Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise. |
They say an eye for an eye leaves both parties blind but I say not if you are wearing sunglasses
Those in my life who don’t understand what I am saying with my silence seem to be the same ones that never understand my words