| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.
It’s been a rough day. I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule. Everything has gone backwards but it’s days like this that fortify faith
Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |