World Deer Expo – Birmingham AL

Big Lizard Wisdom

When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall.

Favorite Verses

I’m learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Dirt Word

If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with a cobra, a lion, and Lars Dixon I would shoot Lars Dixon twice.

Ronism

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Ronosophy

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.