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Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery is a locally owned and operated towing company located in Lizard Lick, NC just outside of Raleigh.  LLTR provides unauthorized towaways for merchants and other organizations. LLTR provides general towing services and roadside assistance. LLTR also purchases salvage, wrecked, burned and junked vehicles.

What do ya wanna hire the lick for?

Weddings

Fairs

Sponsorship

Festivals

Speaking Engagements 

Charity Events

Big Lizard Wisdom

I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair

Favorite Verses

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

Dirt Word

Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away.

Ronism

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

Ronosophy

When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society.