I’ll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense and make you disappear like Charles Barkley’s hair
| Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little. |
| Today we all learned something. For me it was those you love always depart your life too quickly, and those you hate seem to never go away. |
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
| When the villains in our seats are worse than the villains on our screens, it makes one realize that as great as we are, we have still failed as a society. |
