When facing life’s problems remember there’s more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
| Forgiveness is the first step to happiness. If you live your life thinking you have to enforce an eye for an eye the only thing you’ll find is blindness. |
