Weddings

Are you getting Married?

Do you want to have a ceremony that everyone will remember?  Have Revelation Ron help you tie the knot.  Ron is an ordained Evangelist and is legal to marry in the state Of North Carolina.  The Lick is now hosting weddings at the Lizard Lick Office.

Here is your chance to get married at Lizard Lick with Ron’s name on your marriage certificate.  Amy will attend all services with Ronnie so you will get the chance to spend some time with them after the ceremony.  Ceremony times are up to 1 hour long maximum.  Up to 10 guest max not including children.

You can get married on the rollback if you would like.  Those would be very memorable wedding photos.  We will strive to make your wedding an event you will never forget.  Fill out the form below and you will be contacted for more info.

Get Married at the Lick

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Do you need wedding rings for the event.  Get your custom rings made by the same people that make jewelry for the Lick!  Check out our friends at Titanium Buzz

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue. Just keep in mind both serve a purpose, so no matter what, you matter.

Favorite Verses

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either

Dirt Word

If you think you’re of some importance try ordering another man’s dog around. You’ll learn quickly that you’re only as important as those that listen to you.

Ronism

When you hit stone barriers in the roads of life, remember the weak minded view them as obstacles, the strong willed view them as stepping stones.

Ronosophy

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.