Industrial

Licked by the Lizard

Lizard Lick Towing & Recovery is a locally owned and operated towing company located in Lizard Lick, NC just outside of Raleigh, NC. Ron, Amy and the Lizard Lick Krew pride themselves on being able to tow just about anything, from any place, at any time using their serious horsepower.

Big Lizard Wisdom

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with those lower than snake snot, it tends to blind them.

Favorite Verses

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

Dirt Word

You proof that in this world there’s too much breeding and not enough reading.

Ronism

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Ronosophy

If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide?