Lizard Tales
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You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
“Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.” 1 John 2:9
| I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that’s why we support bacteria, it’s the only culture some folks know. |
I’m just in love with a woman more perfect than perfection, prettier than a speckled pup and hotter tan a fire ants nest in a flash flood