Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

Dirt Word

When stepping up, be prepared to take a few blows intended to knock you back. It’s the way you respond that will determine if you rise or fall.

Ronism

Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God

Ronosophy

A wise person speaks cause they have something to say a fool speaks cause he has to say something.