Lizard Tales

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You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide.

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery redhead on her birthday.

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as dusty.

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds