Lizard Tales
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
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| When you can’t see the bright side of life it’s time to start polishing the dull side. Determination often dictates destination. |
| I’d rather you hate me for who I am than to love me for who I am not. I don’t want to be slicker than a greased pig turned politician, I want to be honest. |
| In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread. |
| Take a stand, choose a side, pick a lane. The only thing I have ever seen in the middle of the road is dead, and it stinks. Play up, don’t lay up. |
| Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass. |