Lizard Tales

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A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to ride, but don’t want your friends to catch you on.

When you think life is too rough, imagine riding a bull in the buff with a sandpaper saddle then you will rethink what rough really is.

The cavemen and dinosaurs once jumped on Lizard Lick Towing demanding their wheel back.

If they can pull penicillin from molded bread then intelligence can be pulled from stupidity at least I hope so for your sake.

If your days are filled with hate, your life will be filled with hurt. Remember scars are tattoos with better stories but not self-inflicted ones.