Lizard Tales

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In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets.

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.

Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw.

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.