Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

Favorite Verses

Last night you slept under a blanket of freedom stitched together by death service and lives of our soldiers

Dirt Word

A best friend finds hope in your hurt, promise in your pain, support in your surrender and teaching in your trials and tribulations.  My wife is my best friend.

Ronism

That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?”

Ronosophy

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?