Lizard Tales
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| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| Be careful never to corner anything meaner than you. |
| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either
Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?