Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face

Favorite Verses

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Dirt Word

You see the same stars from the valleys as you do from the mountain tops. Reaching them is possible no matter where you are.

Ronism

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Ronosophy

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.