Lizard Tales
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
| To the Ones who watch movies alone on Friday night—the ones that eat a meal by themselves– the ones that are avoided on a bus–the ones who sleep alone to wake to emptiness–to the ones who shop with no one to buy for–the ones who truly understand left field–the ones who don’t follow the crowd–today I am thinking of you. |
Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.
| You should treat your friends like family, and your family like friends, because that’s how high you step, like a rooster in deep mud with tube socks on. |
| “Your kind never wins”. “Why?”, “Because you have no conviction.” Now that’s deep. Without conviction, the realization becomes mere imagination. |
| Life’s lesson #192: You can turn a housewife into a whore, but you can never turn a whore into a housewife. |