Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you want to lure in crap eating dogs

Favorite Verses

The problem with the gene pool is there are no lifeguards on duty

Dirt Word

“Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.” I Peter 5:7

Ronism

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Ronosophy

Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it.