Lizard Tales

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If you will look for your reflection in the eyes of those you want to inspire you will start to see the mirror they are becoming

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy.

Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels. That’s why their always in the mustard just trying to ketchup.