Lizard Tales

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That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

The distance between making a memory and making a life is about the same distance between a memory and memoir and memory

When Shakespeare said the pen is mightier than the sword that’s only because he hadn’t been stabbed yet. Days later, he retracted that statement.

The only way you can keep you feet on the ground and your hand to the plow is to carry some weight on your shoulders

If you spend hours on end worrying about what you future holds, all you have to do is seek and ask the one that holds the future