| In the Lick we are the ones that let the dogs out and know all of Victoria’s secrets. |
Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.
| Remember I’m kicking this chicken. I just need you to hold the head cause if I tell you a piss ant can put out a forest fire hand him a straw. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
I just saw a lady that had more wrinkles that a elephants ball sack. More rolls than a New York bakery. More chins than a Chinese phone book.