Lizard Tales
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
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| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
Many people spend there life standing on empty shores waiting on their ship to come in while others jump in the water and swim to it.
| When life gives you lemons, cut em in half and squirt them in your buddies eyes and watch as they roll around like a harpooned hippo in a banana tree. |
Bobby just told me his house was my house, so I told him to get the heck off my property, however he didn’t find it amusing.
Stop spending you life trying to find yourself and start spending your life making yourself into something