Lizard Tales

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There are two types of people, chess and checker’s players. Chess players won’t usually play checker’s but checker’s players become chess champions

I just met the group One Direction and ironically they were headed the wrong way

A surefire way not to be able to enjoy the roses is to continue to water and feed your weeds

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Bobby Brantley is so bad when the Hulk sees him he turns back into Bruce Banner.