Lizard Tales

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If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

Sometimes you have to go through the valley to appreciate the beauty of the mountain.

Everyone starts the game but very few finish it, and even fewer actually enjoy it

You can be a problem today or you can solve a problem today. Today you will help someone or hinder someone. Who’s trying to help be a solution?

Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe on his pajamas. Could ride a seedtick bareback.