Lizard Tales

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Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

There are always two decisions. The right one, and the one each of us will probably make, but you learn from wrong choices, not right ones.

It’s easy to change the world by simply changing the way that you view it

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go home with a mad redhead.