God made dirt and dirt doesn’t hurt. We all get dirty in life but the dirt washes off
| Never wrestle with a pig. Chances are you’ll get dirty, and the pig will like it. |
| Life is hard and it hurts. That’s the basic truth. Tears will fall, scars will form, so you can buck up or give up. A life is to be lived, not regretted. |
If you are going to eat it don’t name it
| All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left. |