Lizard Tales
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
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| If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much. |
You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.