Lizard Tales

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That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

Lying through your teeth doesn’t count as flossing.

When we try to forget yesterday and start focusing on tomorrow we end up neglecting today and learning from the perils that got us in that mindset.

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither one of them works.

When you see someone and you heart misses a beat, raises you hands, makes you sweat and you can’t stop grinning, you know it’s love