Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to fight, and the cows seem to not mind the bull as much.

Favorite Verses

You know it’s time to close your mouth when either you find yourself  in deep water or you start making Forest Gump sound articulate.

Dirt Word

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Ronism

If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?

Ronosophy

Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.