Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

We were so poor growing up, me and my brother had to rid double on our stick horse.  Makes you appreciate a real saddle even if the ride is rough.

Favorite Verses

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.

Dirt Word

A rose withers, a mountain crumbles, a tree dies, a river dries up, everything ceases eventually.  Life stops but not because of you, rather for you.

Ronism

The only difference in a rut and a grave is the depth.  So if you find yourself in a desperate situation hang in there like a hair in a biscuit to find the exit.

Ronosophy

You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.