Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Everyone I see now adays are just trying to fit in.  They spend hours on end finding a way to do so but as for me I just want to stand out

Favorite Verses

You’d rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men’s prison than to cross Amy.  She’s tougher than a 3 dollar pig steak.

Dirt Word

At times you meet folks who leave footprints on your heart but beware one step to many and they will leave footprints on your face

Ronism

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Ronosophy

Psyco women are like herpes you can never get rid of them and they are a real pain.