Lizard Tales
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
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Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule and garlic toast breath
Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.
| You’d rather be super glued to the Tasmanian Devil in a phone booth than to slap me with a smile and tell me it’s a kiss. Wolves can’t hide. |
| There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures. |
| There are two people in a marriage. One’s always right; the other’s always the husband. |