Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Favorite Verses

My son just told me if I stand in a mirror and put my lips together slowly I could see myself shutting up.  I know he’s been around Amy too long.

Dirt Word

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different ventures.

Ronism

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

Ronosophy

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.