Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

He’s so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Favorite Verses

Daddy always said build your fences pig high and bull strong therefore you never take a fence down unless you know the reason it was put up.

Dirt Word

Don’t prick your finger on the thorn of pride reaching for the rose of redemption.  You can’t leave a legacy with anger, rather you must pick it with passion.

Ronism

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in your darkest hour.

Ronosophy

Save a plant . Eat a vegetarian.