Lizard Tales

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I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito.

If your days are filled with hate, your life will be filled with hurt. Remember scars are tattoos with better stories but not self-inflicted ones.

I’m as tired as a four arm tobacco picker on a hot day looking for a cold glass of ice water.

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles

You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary.