Lizard Tales

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You are truly making a difference when you stop trying to make your presence known and let your absence be noticed instead.

Hard to have a battle of wits with someone half armed verbally. You’d rather go skinny dipping with snapping turtles than to fish this creek.

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen

“I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” Philippians 4:13

You know i use to be schizphrenic but now we are okay and trust me that dog will hunt.