Lizard Tales

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Bravery allows you to fight the battles, but wisdom teaches you which battles you should not fight.

Bobby facts: When God is shocked he says “oh my Bob”. He could survive Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He put the laughter in manslaughter.

Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.

I you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at and in their sheds not their houses.

Too many people lack the intelligence to carry on a conversation but don’t lack the ability to speak.