Lizard Tales
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
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| You should try picking people up not putting them down, or the only place you’ll find sympathy is between “symbol” and “syphilis” in the dictionary. |
| Listen carefully today to others because you can learn more from the silence of those around you than you can from their words or laughter. |
Just met a guy whose family tree not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow underground.
Your nose is close to your mouth for a reason. Try figuring it out before you walk up, breath smelling like you just chewed a butthole out of a skunk.
When you think you are someone of importance go and try and boss your neighbors dog around