Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.

Favorite Verses

The only thing that separates you from everything you dreamed of is the sea of fear, if you can’t swim, build a bost

Dirt Word

Wanna know where someone’s heart really is, just take note of where there mind is when their thoughts wonder, their heart will be right there

Ronism

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Ronosophy

U were born an original don’t die a copy. Your tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. Yous slicker than a greased pig at a Mongolian bbq.