Lizard Tales
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| I wonder if PETA considers scrambled eggs chicken abuse or do they think it’s possible to harass a mosquito. |
| When someone you love hurts you, and you can’t understand why, remember: in pain comes life’s lessons, just speak softly because you can’t undo a said word. |
| You can’t drown by falling into a lake only staying there. Remember the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
| If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of? |
| If you find a diamond in a goat’s butt you have to question your reason for being there. You must question the true value of the diamond. |