Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear and Chuck Norris wears Bobby Brantley underwear.

Favorite Verses

Everything my brother learned in life I decided he learned from Gilligan’s Island

Dirt Word

Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking

Ronism

What are you suppose to do when see an endangered animal eating a endangered plant?

Ronosophy

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was dead broke.  It can’t buy salvation but can make misery a popular island in a sea of insanity.