Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

You give some women heave and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

Favorite Verses

Why do you sit there and wait until the iron is hot before deciding to strike.  Why not be the one making the iron hot by striking it first?

Dirt Word

You know what makes me so mad that I wanna catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, people who talk to their kids like their dogs.  It makes them the animal.

Ronism

Today I made a huge mistake. In doing so I learned that I can’t control other’s lives and decisions, but I can scare the life out of their boyfriends.

Ronosophy

There’s two ways to spend life, you can build your dream or someone is going to hire you to build there’s