Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.
| We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing. |
Remember your life is like a book. Takes a lifetime to write it, a few hours to read it and only a second to throw it away
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
| If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide? |