Lizard Tales
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You’ll will never be able to be perfect but if you pursue perfection without fail you will find that you become and excellent substitute
| You’d rather strip naked, dip yourself in honey and throw yourself on fire ants than jump on Amy. |
| Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter. |
| In life, do the best you can do and let the rough end drag cause it’s better to eat briars through a picket fence than to eat nails on a silver spoon. |
If you look at the world, you’ll be depressed. If you look within, you’ll be distressed. If you look at Christ, you’ll be at rest.