Lizard Tales

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Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk?

That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk.

In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die

Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future