Lizard Tales

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Marriage is grand but divorce is a few hundred grand.

I’ll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won’t be able to see what you’re gonna say next.

Bobby Brantley, the Lizard Lick enforcer, is so tough he can beat down your imaginary friends.

When you are viewing yourself in the mirror it is not as important to notice when you are looking at as it is to realize what it is you see

Stop telling me about the hundred reasons you have to cry and worry, rather let me hear about the thousand reasons you have to laugh and smile