Lizard Tales

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I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home.

Problem with this world is their are too many freaks and not enough circuses I’ve seen tons of people like you usually I had to pay admission.

I once had a college essay on what’s courage and got an A when I turned in a blank paper with my name on top. That’s slicker than eel snot.

You have two choices in life, you can run away from your problems or run towards them. Either way when the sun comes up, you better be running.

Some people sit a lifetime waiting on the perfect moment , while others take the moments and make a perfect lifetime.