Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Okay I’ll  stop after this, Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Favorite Verses

“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you.” Jeremiah 29:11-12

Dirt Word

If you always speak the truth you won’t ever have to worry about your memory, and that dog will always hunt.

Ronism

We’re so far ahead of the curve that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he discovered two missed calls from Lizard Lick Towing.

Ronosophy

A broken clock is even right twice a day