Lizard Tales

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Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

In New York City I’ve learned that the reason we can’t find a good leader in this country is there all here driving cabs.

Say I’m weak, you don’t know me. Ugly, you can’t see me. Fake, you can’t judge me. Dumb, you can’t understand me. Lost, you don’t know my God

It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

Last thing I learned today is just because you’re feeling all roistered up, not everyone is going to appreciate your “cocka doodle do”.