Lizard Tales

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In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die

I was in line today behind a guy that was living proof evolution can go in reverse. If you’re gonna be stupid you’d better be tough. He wasn’t.

I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife. I knew immediately what it was, “I do.”

What we do today doesn’t really take seed for several weeks. We look for instant gratification aimlessly your laying foundations not foundering.

When the boogey man goes to sleep every night he looks under the bed for Bobby Brantley.