When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!
| I learned something today. Every path has some puddles; some are just wider and deeper than others, so pull your pants up and wade through. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
I’m so slick I can burn fire ants with a magnifying glass at night.
If you are going to eat it don’t name it