Lizard Tales

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Some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue. Just remember it’s hard to fly with eagles when you run with turkeys.

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.

The only way you can see shadows is to look down or back. If you focus ahead and push onward the view will always be bright, and at times blinding.

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.