Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

Favorite Verses

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage stiuation.

Dirt Word

Bobby’s tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government mule  and garlic toast breath

Ronism

When many folks sow their wild oats, we need to pray for crop failure

Ronosophy

When life’s obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, you’re in the PERFECT position to PRAY!