Lizard Tales

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If you choose to treat your kids like dogs, don’t be surprised when they end up pissing on you leg and spending their life in the pen.

Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .

Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and let people thing you are an idiot than to open it and prove them right

Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life, because today becomes tomorrow too quickly, so don’t waste even one.

If your dog doesn’t like you, chances are you wife/girlfriend won’t either