Lizard Tales

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Scars are just tattoos with better stories. The title for my next book Google lizard tales for the current one. Its gooder than grits.

I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.

Right there’s the poster child for birth control, And what’s wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in the mirror, “hmm wuusaaa”, and feel wise.