Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Don’t look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at you problems and lough when you say problems look how big my God is.

Favorite Verses

The reason we have two shoulders is merely to carry our burdens.  Some are bigger than others but they all can carry a heavy load

Dirt Word

If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you’d better hook ’em the heck up cause that Bo don’t know Repo.

Ronism

If brains were dynamite he couldn’t blow his nose

Ronosophy

1’s a powerful number. 1 word can start a war, 1 friends can make a difference and 1 punch can take a life…..1 savior can change the world