Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Amy’s hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

Favorite Verses

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if he gets cocky knock him back out of both and his shoes.

Dirt Word

Common sense is like a hot shower, the people who need it the most use it the least.

Ronism

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Ronosophy

Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles