Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

Love takes only seconds to fall in, years to truly understand it and a lifetime to get over

Favorite Verses

We’re so resourceful at Lizard Lick that we can start a fire by rubbing ice cubes together.

Dirt Word

Have you ever noticed the wrong numbers are never busy.

Ronism

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Ronosophy

If you’re going to be stupid you’d better be tough cause even a dog knows the difference in being stepped on or kicked.  Bites happen.