Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

If you really care about someone you can always hear what’s being said even when there are no words being spoken.

Favorite Verses

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don’t whine when you can’t see out of that eye for 3 days due to signifcant swelling.

Dirt Word

Just remarried my best friend grinning like a possum in a persimmons tree and realized that I married up so far I need an elevator pass.

Ronism

Most of the world is waiting to strike when the iron is hot, but the visionaries make it hot by striking

Ronosophy

I would rather crawl on my hands and knees for Jesus than two walk on my feet for any person – Think what you want about me I answer to a higher power