Lizard Tales

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Faith and electricity have much in common. You can’t see them but can see the light they create. And they both give us the power to see.

You’d rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my Amy.

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when you try, you find out that dog isn’t going to hunt.

Only thing to fear is fear itself was not said by a man married to a redhead who would put a rattlesnake in your pocket and then ask for a light.

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works.