Lizard Tales
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
You never truly learn to swear until you learn to drive and the more you complain the longer God makes you live
How can the professor on Gillian’s Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can’t patch the hole in a boat?
| Never wrestle with a pig, because chances are you’re going to lose and the pig is probably going to enjoy it. Pigs and sorry people are a lot alike. |
| To see who you are, don’t look in a mirror. Look at your kids and your friends and your family, then look at your heart. These things reflect who you truly are. |
| I know so many buddies that need to run to the hardware store and buy a shovel and rake cause they already got a ho at home. |