| Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk? |
| That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you’s momma should have dropped him on his head at birth and sold the milk. |
In order for a butterfly to be born a caterpillar must die
Ladies lets just say I’d rather have hemmroids the size of grapefruits than to see yall trying to look like a the Aflac duck no more duck faces.
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future