Lizard Tales
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| At the Lick we never play hide and seek. We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you. |
I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and he lost his tongue opening up a can of Copenhagen
| “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.” Ecclesiastes 3:1 |
| Why grab the bull and get the horns when you can shoot the bull and get the steaks. Leaves you as confused as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee, doesn’t it? |
It’s obvious some folks didn’t have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.