Lizard Tales

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Big Lizard Wisdom

At the Lick we never play hide and seek.  We play hide and pray Big Juicy don’t find you.

Favorite Verses

Bobby is so slick he could talk a stray dog into wanting some fleas

Dirt Word

You’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than mess with Bobby Brantley.

Ronism

Ol Bobby Brantley is so tough he can drown a fish. As a matter of fact they are filming the sequel to 300 based on him it’s called 1.

Ronosophy

One of my buddies came by and then left. I thought if Zombies took over the world you wouldn’t have to worry, they only eat brains…..you’d def be safe.