Lizard Tales
Buy Ron’s new book “Lizard Tales” from one of our retailers below:
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| That awkward moment when you realize when your wife said she was hungry you were not supposed to say “me too, what are you cooking for dinner?” |
I’ve learned the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it
Life doesn’t come with a remote or push button keypad so if you wanna change something in life you gotta get up and do it yourself.
| There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. And neither of them works. |
| We traded cigarette billboards on interstates for topless bar ads. Guess those folks figure there’s no difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him. |