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November 14, 2012

If olive oil is made of olives and peanut oil is made of peanuts, what is baby oil made of?

November 14, 2012

When you run out of rope you can tie a knot and hold on or you can unravel the rope…

November 14, 2012

You'd rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool of rubbing alcohol that mess with my…

November 14, 2012

Truth is never spoken, it's lived. Honesty isn't instilled, it's instinctive. Love isn't taught, it's learned. Death isn't the end,…