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November 14, 2012

All over the world billions of little plants will be killed by vegetarians.  Help stop the violence, throw rocks.

November 14, 2012

Ever meet someone who proved as soon as they opened their mouth everything they learned came from watching Gilligan's Island.

November 14, 2012

God grant me serenity, patience & Rachel Ray as my wife's new best friend cause if you can smell what's…

November 14, 2012

It's a dog eat dog world so don't wear milk bone underwear.