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  • November 14, 2012
    That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you's momma should have dropped him on his head at…
  • November 14, 2012
    When facing life's problems remember there's more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
  • November 14, 2012
    I'm learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
  • November 14, 2012
    In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.