- November 14, 2012That moment when you realize the guy in line behind you's momma should have dropped him on his head at…
- November 14, 2012When facing life's problems remember there's more ways to choke a dog than by just feeding him peanut butter.
- November 14, 2012I'm learning brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.
- November 14, 2012In life, the hardness of the butter is always proportional to the softness of the bread.
