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  • November 14, 2012
    All polar bears are left-handed, and when a bat leaves a cave, they always turn left.
  • November 14, 2012
    If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? If you’re driving the speed of light and turn…
  • November 14, 2012
    If a man with multiple personalities kills himself, would that be murder or suicide?
  • November 14, 2012
    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Call them steps outside and stairs inside? Why does fat…