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November 14, 2012

I just stood in line with a guy that is proof evolution can go in reverse. I guess that's why…

November 14, 2012

I felt all day like I was smothered by the absence of sophistication while drowning in the abundance of ignorance…

November 14, 2012

I'll smack you so hard your tongue will wrap around your eye tooth and you won't be able to see…

November 14, 2012

Only think slicker than a greased pig turned politician is a harpooned in a banana tree dipped in butter.