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Archives: Quotes

  • November 14, 2012
    Lying through your teeth doesn't count as flossing.
  • November 14, 2012
    Dealing with women is a lot like eating artichokes, you have to go through so much to get so little.
  • November 14, 2012
    You know what makes me so mad I could catch a Nolan Ryan fastball with my teeth, Mopeds in the…
  • November 14, 2012
    Some people should be dipped in a tub of used hypodermic needles then tossed in a pool of baby sharks. …