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  • November 14, 2012
    When I got married it was to Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was always.
  • November 14, 2012
    If I tell you a rooster can pull a freight train then you'd better hook 'em the heck up cause…
  • November 14, 2012
    It's darkest before the dawn so if you're going to roll your neighbor's house that's the time to do it.
  • November 14, 2012
    You know in the Lick, we're so slick we can win a connect four game in just three moves and…