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  • October 24, 2013
    Ladies lets just say I'd rather have hemorrhoids  the size of grapefruits  than to see yall trying to look like…
  • October 24, 2013
    How can the professor on Gillian's Island make a radio out of a coconut but he can't patch the hole…
  • October 24, 2013
    Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
  • October 24, 2013
    Why is that when you are looking for a address you turn the radio down? Don't lie you know you…