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  • October 24, 2013
    I guess that since light travels faster than sound that's why many people seem intelligent until you hear them speak.
  • October 24, 2013
    What do you reckon chickens think we taste like?
  • October 24, 2013
    If love is truly blind tell me why lingerie seems to be so popular?
  • October 24, 2013
    Why is bra singular and panties plural?