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  • October 24, 2013
    Right there's the poster child for birth control, And what's wrong with this world , Too many freaks not enough…
  • October 24, 2013
    Amy just told me my house was her house, so I told her to get the heck off my property,…
  • October 24, 2013
    Work hard, hunt harder, take dirt roads, cut your own paths , fish often, and sleep in on Saturdays  above…
  • October 24, 2013
    If  I found Lars Dixon floating in my pool I'd go punish my dog.