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October 24, 2013

I think the only reason my mother in law wasn't with Noah on the ark, is they couldn't find another…

October 24, 2013

You should never raise a hand at your child cause it leaves your family jewels unprotected.

October 24, 2013

Your absolute proof that donkeys shouldn't be allowed to talk.

October 24, 2013

Hey the jerk store just called and said they are running out of you.