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October 24, 2013

I'll cut you down like Paul Bunyon on a rosebush, splice you like LeBron James vs a high school defense…

October 24, 2013

Go toe to toe with repo/revelation/reinisance Ron. You'd rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in razor blades.

October 24, 2013

Amy's tougher than Tarzan feet, twenty year old shoe leather, a three dollar pig steak, a ten year old government…

October 24, 2013

You were born an original don't die a copy. You're tougher than woodpecker lips dipped in cement. You're slicker than…