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October 24, 2013

Amy's hotter than 40 acres of burning stumps.  The hinges of hell on Halloween.  Nine miles of Alabama asphalt

October 24, 2013

I meet some folks and thought Bo today I'm happy so please don't screw it up by talking.

October 24, 2013

You give some women heaven and earth and they still wanna tobacco field in hell.

October 24, 2013

Don't look at God and say see how big my problems are. Rather look at your problems and laugh when…