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Archives: Quotes

  • October 24, 2013
    Some folks just go through life riding a gravy train on biscuit wheels.  That's why they're always in the mustard…
  • October 24, 2013
    Why does Keith Urban live in such a rural area
  • October 24, 2013
    It's all chicken but the bill and that's his pecker
  • October 24, 2013
    Saw a man so little he had to run around twice just to make a circle. Only had one stripe…