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  • October 24, 2013
    He's so dumb he thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
  • October 24, 2013
    You give some women heaven and earth and they still want a tobacco field in hell
  • October 24, 2013
    Is a pigs rump made of pork.  Do cats have climbing gear.  Does Elmo have red balls.  Does Shirley got…
  • October 24, 2013
    Remember whatever hits the fan will never be evenly distributed