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October 30, 2013

It's been a rough day.  I feel like the southern end of a north bound mule.  Everything has gone backwards…

October 30, 2013

So country your diploma reads "School of Taxidermy"

October 30, 2013

Some folks are as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle

October 30, 2013

I met a guy that is so backwoods that he chapped his lips on the cows udder getting milk and…