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  • October 30, 2013
    Woman are like artichokes, you gotta go through so much to get so little, but you would rather dip yourself…
  • October 30, 2013
    More worn out than a three legged grey hound in a rabbit pin
  • October 30, 2013
    Never lock horns with a man named after a forest animal
  • October 30, 2013
    Never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles