Archives: Quotes

November 14, 2012

It's always darkest before the dawn so if you're gonna steal your neighbors paper, that's the time to do it.

November 14, 2012

After two hours of arguing with Amy, I have decided there are two theories to arguing with women and neither…

November 14, 2012

If you feel more overwhelmed than a one arm paper hanger with jock itch, then your in the middle of…

November 14, 2012

If you find a diamond in a goat's butt you have to question your reason for being there.  You must…