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  • November 14, 2012
    Pondering today if you pull the wings off a fly does he then become a walk?
  • November 14, 2012
    I often pondered what the longest sentence in the world could be, then I looked at my wife.  I knew…
  • November 14, 2012
    You'd rather be super glued to a bar of soap on the shower floor of a men's prison than to…
  • November 14, 2012
    Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day unless you wanna lure in crap eating dogs.