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  • October 24, 2013
    I've seen freaks like you before but usually I had to pay admission.
  • October 24, 2013
    Your proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses.
  • October 24, 2013
    10 million sperm and you were the fastest.. really
  • October 24, 2013
    Remember the snail made it to the ark though perseverance .