Archives: Quotes

October 24, 2013

Life is not about where you arrive or the destination you intend to end up at. Life is about the…

October 24, 2013

When u wink at a married woman with her husband standing there, don't whine when you can't see out of…

October 24, 2013

It's obvious some folks didn't have a lifeguard in their gene pool or any chlorine for that matter.

October 24, 2013

Just met a guy whose family tree  not only has no branches, but they must harvest carrots cause it grow…