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October 24, 2013

If you want to know how country folks are doing take a look at their sheds not their houses.

October 24, 2013

Despite the cost of living,  have you noticed how popular it seems to remain.

October 24, 2013

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if it wasn't filled with sponges.

October 24, 2013

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself would it be considered attempted murder or a hostage situation.