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November 14, 2012

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."

November 14, 2012

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe your friends on your seat,…

November 14, 2012

When life gives you lemons, don’t fret. Cut them up and squeeze them into your buddies eyes, then you will…

November 14, 2012

Telling a man to go to hell and making him are two different things, and a lot of times when…