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November 14, 2012

A buddy of mine just introduced me to his new lady. She’s a moped girl, the kind you want to…

November 14, 2012

Every day is a roll of the dice, and some days you come up snake eyes, but still do the…

November 14, 2012

With my buddy Bubba. Everyone needs a Bubba. He’s gooder than grits, and better than snuff, but not half as…

November 14, 2012

If a cat lands feet first, and butter toast always falls butter side down, what happens when you glue buttered…