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November 14, 2012

Two things everyone should be taught, is to never go skinny dipping with snapping turtles, and never lock horns with…

November 14, 2012

If you try arguing with someone so dumb that they need watering, then you might as well wipe your butt…

November 14, 2012

I would rather slide down a mountain of razor blades naked into a pool full of rubbing alcohol than argue…

November 14, 2012

There’s a world of difference in dancing with the devil and sleeping with him, because telling a man to go…