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November 14, 2012

I’d rather have hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits and ride a three humped camel across a rock quarry than go…

November 14, 2012

I believe if a man asks you for your shirt, you should give him your cloak also, but then if…

November 14, 2012

You’d rather skinny dip with great whites after bathing in a pool of used razor blades than cross a fiery…

November 14, 2012

Ways to say yes. “Does howdy doody got wooden balls?”, “Rattlesnakes kiss gently”, Cat’s got climbing gear”, “fat puppy’s like…