Archives: Quotes

November 14, 2012

I tried yoga for the first time today. Besides feeling hog tied and pigeon toed, I have decided that stress…

November 14, 2012

A lazy person will never buy an item with a handle, because that could mean work for them, and lazy…

November 14, 2012

Well call me butter because I’m on a roll because I used to be schizophrenic, but now we’re okay and…

November 14, 2012

It’s hard to soar with eagles when you run with turkeys. Be careful who you surround yourself with. A fish…