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November 14, 2012

Some days I feel like the redneck Confucius. Nobody really understands me, but I can put a sheet on in…

November 14, 2012

If you buy detergent because it says it removes blood stains from sheets, shirts, and walls, you have a bigger…

November 14, 2012

When you’re swinging for the fences, remember four base hits score a run. Just the same, sometimes small gains win…

November 14, 2012

Xanax, the miracle drug that was made solely for the purpose of riding shotgun when your fifteen year old daughter…