Archives: Quotes

November 14, 2012

If you’re going to herd cattle through town, do it on a Sunday. There’s less traffic and fewer folks to…

November 14, 2012

Just remember when jumping on something, it’s always a whole lot easier getting on than it is getting off of…

November 14, 2012

The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0.0 inches. Remember the only difference in a rut and a grave…

November 14, 2012

When you see one roach, there’s always fifty more you can’t see. So keep the lights on when dealing with…