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November 14, 2012

A man just told me, “everyday above ground is a good day” but I have to ponder, does an earthworm…

November 14, 2012

You’d rather be super-glued to the underbelly of a moose in rutting season than to call Amy out, because it’s…

November 14, 2012

When you can’t see the bright side of life, try polishing the dull side. Your brightest epiphany will come in…

November 14, 2012

If you can’t see the forest for the trees, then grab a chainsaw and cut them like you’re Freddy Krueger…